... some of the best sex I can barely remember.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.