I was so frivolous for so many years. It was so much fun, but you feel guilty about the brain energy you use to think about whether some celebrity was sleeping with another celebrity. The conjecture that goes along with that. You feel like your mind has been shot apart.
Chelsea HandlerAngelina Jolieโs older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe itโs not that weird. After all, he could be the father.
Chelsea HandlerI would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
Chelsea HandlerIt's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly a loyal friend, then they wouldn't need to broadcast it; eventually, people will figure it out. I have a lot of good friends and not one of them has ever introduced themselves by saying, 'I'm a very good friend.'
Chelsea Handler