A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.