A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.