A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.