There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.