I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.