Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.