Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.

We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close; I can do that at home.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.