Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.