Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.