Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.