This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.