This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.