This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.