It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
Chelsea HandlerIt would be nice if everybody were a little bit more mindful of what kind of product you're putting out there. Nothing's for everybody. People are liked and disliked, but at least be mindful of what you're doing and what your message is, and trying to stay true to your authenticity and what you're trying to attain or what your goals are, and don't let anybody get in the way of that. At the same time, have a goal, and have a message.
Chelsea HandlerDavid Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.
Chelsea HandlerYou get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
Chelsea Handler