I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied — so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.