I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

You want to do something a little bit meaningful, because we're not saving the planet or anything, but we want to contribute in a positive way, in a way that makes a difference or makes somebody feel something.