The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.