The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, Oh, I love your show. And I'm like, You can't love my show if you can hear.

Amy Winehouse's mother wrote an open letter to the News of the World newspaper telling Amy she's worried about her and to please call her. I doubt this is the best way to communicate with Amy - she should try spelling it out in lines of cocaine.

It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.