The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it's very hard to keep that interesting.

I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

My life and my legs have been an open book.

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.