I always wanted to be famous because I thought that if I couldn't be good [at something], I'd be famous. I was never really good. I was just something different and I got to be famous for being different.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.

It’s not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man. It’s not the end-all, be-all of my life.

The only thing in the world you can change is yourself and that makes all the difference in the world.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!