Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time.

I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

People are negative no matter what you do.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.