Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.

What am I supposed to do, Sit around and wait for you? Well I can't do that, And there's no turning back. I need time to move on, I need love to feel strong. Cause I've got time to think it through, And maybe I'm too good for you!

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

People are negative no matter what you do.