Never fall in love with an idea. They're whores: if the one you're with isn't doing the job, there's always, always, always another.

Life is a life-long assignment that must be constantly analyzed, clarified, figured out, and responded to appropriately.

Kiddies, Graphic Design, if you wield it effectively, is Power. Power to transmit ideas that change everything. Power that can destroy an entire race or save a nation from despair. In this century, Germany chose to do the former with the swastika, and America opted for the latter with Mickey Mouse and Superman.

Design is a response to a specific problem. You are given a problem to solve, and then you let the problem itself tell you what your solution is.

If you can properly define the problem, then you've already defined the solution as well.

If you intend to die, you can do anything.

Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.