I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I want to live fast and die young.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.