I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I want to live fast and die young.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.