I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

I want to live fast and die young.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.