The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.