Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.