Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'