I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.