I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
I want to live fast and die young.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!