First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'