In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
I want to live fast and die young.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.