I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.