I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I want to live fast and die young.