I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'