In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
You gotta fight for your right to vote!
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.