First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.