First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I want to live fast and die young.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.