Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
I want to live fast and die young.