When you don't take an aggressive role in shaping your thoughts, feelings, and perceptions, you become a helpless passenger floating through the universe like a ghost ship, merely reacting to wherever it takes you.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Worry is a misuse of your imagination.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.