There's a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

Worry is a misuse of your imagination.