Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they feel bad, and then other people start attacking them, and then they attack back.

Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.