Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

Just as someone who's been interested in radio and programming for so long, I can usually tell when an interviewer is doing a segment just to fill a programming slot. They ask questions, but they don't care about the answers.

Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.

Things that are viral are things that motivate people to say I have to share this with everyone I know, and that has been more politics lately, and that's completely understandable.

My father was one of the greatest professional bowlers of all time. Seriously. Billy Hardwick: PBA Hall of Fame, Player of the Year in '63 and '69, and the first winner of the triple crown of bowling, among other things.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.