I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

It's very easy to attack ourselves. Even comforting in its familiarity, but you must resist this urge at all costs. Dwelling on the past or your perceived flaws will do nothing but keep you under emotional house arrest and hamper your progress. Commit yourself to growth and reward yourself with kindness for choosing to do so!

The difference being that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it's ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.

American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work; obviously, in the case of 'The Office,' it did. But a lot of times, it doesn't really work.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.