There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.

Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.