I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one thing - just doing podcasts or just having a website or just doing television - isn't enough anymore.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.

The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.