A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.

If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.

Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.

I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.

I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.