I don't know why people don't want to talk about their numbers. I guess in a sense, there's a bit of performer nudity, a bit of ego nudity when you expose your numbers, I guess because someone's are higher or someone's are lower. I've never really talked about the numbers with anyone, so maybe I'm not supposed to.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

We are in niche consumption mode, but 'niche' doesn't mean 'small' anymore. Niche can mean focused, and particularly with the Web, which is a global audience you can have something niche and still get 10 to 15 million views.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.