Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.

My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that's how intense she is about it.

I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.