It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.