Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.
You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !