Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.