My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.
Chris RockI'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
Chris RockThey don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
Chris RockSometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
Chris Rock