Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Hollywood's just not funny.
My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."