When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.