When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.