After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

God bless America. And no place else.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.