After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel or Dan Rather.