After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

The U.S government hates rap music

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth - hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I mean me personally, I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!