I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?