My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.