My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking about what they see. But we seldom talk about what we feel.

That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.