People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.