Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.