Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Hollywood's just not funny.
That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
There's math, and everything else is debatable!
I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.