Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.