Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.