Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.