Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.