People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
Chris RockWe got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
Chris RockAnd even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"
Chris RockThe government hates rap. That's why they don't arrest anybody that kills rappers! Only the good ones are dead, man! Only the good ones: Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice still alive! They don't fill out a police report. They don't even have a chalk line when it's a dead rapper, they just take a piss around the body.
Chris Rock