See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.