For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal - but I look at myself as a reporter. If you can report on anything that has to do with pop culture, then why can't I make jokes about it? Yes, it hurts. But I figure that laughter sometimes starts from pain. You might wince, but then I know that I'm doing my job. The only thing I can do wrong is not be funny.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

There's math, and everything else is debatable!