When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.