Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

I love black people, but I hate niggers.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.