A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
Chris RockSometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
Chris RockBlack people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris RockDoes having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
Chris RockAre we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
Chris Rock