Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were better than the white shows. "The Jeffersons" (1975) was a lot better. "Good Times" (1974) was way funnier. "Sanford and Son" (1972). Now, though, everyone thinks we're equal, so we submit the same shit that everyone else submits. And then we get mad when they won't air it. You got to go back to the old attitude of it has to be twice as good.