Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.